Firstly, sorry for delaying Chapter 11 (And still delaying) for so long. Yes, I know, Fang's been hounding me. Don't blame me, put the blame on my surroundings and Dota (Defense Of The Ancients or rather Dummies Operating Tiny Avatars). I don't know...But somehow I'm not emo enough...I'm trying to feel sad but I can't. So anyway, I was looking through some old notes when I found my Secondary Two quote list. This year's teachers weren't so entertaining because of the loss of Mrs Jaya (Oh Great One! Hail her acetic tongue!) so I only took down quotes up to the end of Term 2 before I stopped. But hey, why not post? And I'm going to do just that. According to date although I didn't take down the dates of some. Anyway, this post's purpose is to distract you and buy me more time to write Chapter 11 (Yes sorry again but I'm halfway there)

4th January

Mrs Khoo: Listen to old people...
*Class stares at her*
*She hastily realised she was implying that she was old*
Mrs Khoo: Listen to older people.

5th January

Miss Quah: No swearing on your private part (Yes she said that many times but this was the first)

5th January

Sean Lim Zi Qing: *Insert crappy answer here*
Miss Ting: It's not wrong, it's just incorrect.

8th January

Miss Quah (Referring to sudoku): "Don't do the suku (Hokkien) thing!

11th January

Wei Ze: Knowledge based I'm not the best. Height based I'm the best.

16th January

Jian Yi: Sean, I need to borrow two of your hands, one to pick this, one to pick that.

17th January

Miss Clarinda Choh: I don't need unneccesary redundancies.

18th January

Mrs Khoo lamenting about her pay: Money and Work is always an inequality, never an equation.

18th January

Miss Ting posing question to class: What's th right side of the brain engaged in?
Sean being retarded: Nothing
Miss Ting: That's for you right? (So true)

19th January

Miss Quah: I see no value in you Zhi Hao. (But there is! Seriously, Zhi Hao just needs to have faith. And my blessing aura of course muhaha)

1st February

Miss Ting: Sean, why are you sitting own? Can you not see that the queen is here?

4th February

Jian Yi: Hairy is the new hairless! (No idea what it means...But it is Jian Yi here that we're talking about)

10th February

Miss Quah reprimanding Josh at beach cleanup: I'm going to sue you for my poor health! (Or rather the noxious fumes at the beach aggravated her condition)

14th February

Zhi Hao: I'm perfect.
Mrs Khoo: If you're perfect, we're all angels and you'll be the worst.

15th February

Me being jealous: I'll see you die in the army.
Guo Xin being...himself: I'll just seduce the female general.

Unknown date

Mr. Tan Guan Chye: 如果Yuan Yi(Josh)回头一笑, 我们全部就跑掉了.

26th February

Miss Quah threatening Dennis: Otherwise you shave your head!
Dennis: I don't mind shaving my head.

Unknown date

Dennis complaining: Mrs Khoo, you take my pencil.
Mrs Khoo: Ok lah, you take my pen.
Dennis: It's a marker.
Mrs Khoo: Ok lah, you take my marker or you can take Marcus, plural.

20th March

Miss Quah: Or better still, go to the highest building and jump down.

22nd March

Mr. Charles Low: Josh, still a pervert.

22nd March

Miss Quah giving Josh recognition: If I were to nominate the first-class moron in Hwa Chong, I would nominate you.

23rd March

Mrs Khoo on Miss Teo CM: A woman who is thirsty, hungry, needs to empty her bowels and missed her bus. (You couldn't have put it better and the class couldn't agree more)

23rd March

Mrs Loi: So you go home and ask your little brother and sister how to use a ruler.

29th March

Miss Ting during Biology paper check: I feel so sorry for you because your sperm count is so low. Some of you only have 5 million sperms or even 5000 sperms per ejaculation.

10th April

Zhi Hao on working with me and Sean Lim Zi Qing: I look forward to working with you and Sean. Sean give idea. You type out in English. I serve you all drinks.

13th April

Sean Lim Zi Qing: You break my heart leh!
Mrs Khoo: You have a heart?

21st May

Mrs Khoo: You think I'm the Aladdin lamp arh? Rub rub then all your wishes come true!

21st May

Mrs Khoo speaking to Jun Xiang: You don't have a future.
Zhi Hao: What about me?
Mrs Khoo: You're outside the intensive care unit, you're just visiting.



That pretty sums up what's in the list. Till Chapter 11.